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For Brian, who sweats

Brian, the desktop/network/printer/Novell/M$ ninja at my office, is busting his ass today, moving his boss and his boss' boss to their new offices in another part of the building. He gets to do all their heavy lifting because they are both bitches ladies, and we all know how tough it can be to move a box full of paper weights, books, and general desk flotsam if one does not have a penis. And, while not a material witness to the fact, I am pretty certain he is the owner of a penis...mostly because of the swift and efficient manner in which he moves heavy objects.

Anyway, Brian's a good guy having a shitty day. If you're someone's boss, don't be such a dick, ok?
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