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The University of Tennessee is so lucky. Tomorrow, we get a visit from VP Dick Cheney. Wednesday, we get writer Frank Deford.

And thus we will have, not one, but two visits from men who have names that are euphemisms for "wiener."

Some student group is also planning to put Cheney "on trial" while he is here. I'm pretty sure he isn't actually planning on attending, nor is anyone paying attention (except me, which is sort of worse than no one). And, as much as I sympathize with their impulse, isn't this just going to be a room full of people shouting about how evil Cheney is?

I think this is what frustrated people did before blogging.
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11/14/2005 12:39 PM Anonymous Christian

Ok, Mr. English - isn't "wiener", itself, a euphemism?

You just didn't want to write "penis" in your blog. You're losing your edge, man.

;-)    



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