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New diet

Sorry I haven't posted, but I'm on this special new diet called "the flu." It's actually the South Beach Flu, but I just call it the flu. Here's what you do: eat nothing because your throat is too sore to cope with anything passing through; sweat your ass off all the time, burning calories like there's no tomorrow with a special metabo-booster called "fever"; and when you finally do choke some food down (most likely frozen yogurt with a TheraFlu chaser), get close to the toilet, but don't commit to an end - all you know is that it's going to come out of one them really fast.

Oh, and do 1000 crunches a day.
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