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Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.

Most brilliant thing I've said today

A co-worker notices me spacing out during conversation.

Co-worker: Ashby, what kind of medicine are you taking?

Ashby: Um...green and yellow?

I am so on drugs right now. I wonder how hard it would be to keep one of these pills lit.
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