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With the upcoming NHL season paralyzed by an owners' lockout of the players, the U.S. must scramble for another marginal sport to replace it in our cosmos of non-stop sports broadcasting. Might I suggest elephant polo? I might. In what other sport can you find flamboyant transexuals, severe bodily injuries, and descriptions of the game as vivid as this:
On the 100-meter field, one of the elephants defecates hugely. The mound is quickly scooped into a large red basket by one of the "poop boys" who wait patiently next to the pitch.
For those of you who guessed the WNBA, you're wrong. Hilarious, but totally wrong.
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