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Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.

I got your breach of contract right here

Just when you thought you had heard the last from John Shumaker, he shows up again, demanding more money. After causing monumental amounts of shame for the University of Tennessee across the state and the nation by misusing travel privileges, expense accounts, and ordering enough improvements on the Presidential residence to make Extreme Makeover Home Edition blush, Shumaker claims the state (that's you and me) still owes him $423,000.

Come again? That's right, not only does the crook have the grapes to even show his face in the state again, he wants our money. I doubt there is any legal ground for this that would stand up in court, but if he is awarded the money, I think he should personally apologize to the students of the University of Tennessee. As a matter of fact, there are just over 20,000 students at UT. Let's give each of them a $20 bill for Shumaker and let him collect them personally. That way he'll be able to explain more clearly to each of us what he did with the rest of our money and why, exactly, we should give him some more.
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