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The good fight

If you thought that all municipal building and zoning committee meetings were nothing more than a bunch of old guys sitting around a big table interpreting real estate law, then you were wrong.  Well, half-wrong.
Yesterday's meeting of the Better Building Board (hooray for alliteration) saw Matt Edens and John Bynon nearly go to fisticuffs...a brew-ha-ha...a donnybrook...they almost beat the hell out of each other.
The topic of the meeting was the fate of Pickle Mansion in the Fort, but the cage-match-that-nearly-was resulted, mainly, from Edens and others from Knox Heritage not grabbing their ankles in sufficient haste in the presence of Bynon.  He is, after all, the chair of the BBB...show some respect.
Now, I'm not Edens' biggest fan, but I got $5 that says he whoops the shizzle out of Bynon.  He'd probably whack him over the head with a stack of the Metro Pulse and then cut him with the edge of his bus pass.
You gotta watch out for those neo-hippies, man.  They bring the noise.
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