Top 10
After an email conversation with a fellow RTB'er about how unhip we are, I've decided to share my personal criteria for determining if you no longer have street cred:
Top Ten Signs That You're Not Street:
10) You have no idea who Twista, Chingy, and Fabolous are.
9) You know (and care about) the difference between Shiraz, Cabernet, and Merlot.
8) You know who Garrison Keillor and Erma Bombeck are.
7) You really wish there was a hybrid-drive minivan.
6) You laugh at the cartoons in the New Yorker.
5) You have spent an entire afternoon shopping for a ceiling fan.
4) You TiVo documentaries on PBS.
3) You regularly use the word "Kafkaesque."
2) You often reminisce about graduate school.
...and finally...
1) You plan on blogging as soon as you finish reading this.
There you go. If that sounds like you, then I need to tell you, my friend; you are no longer street. Kiss it goodbye and embrace your inner lame-o.
Top Ten Signs That You're Not Street:
10) You have no idea who Twista, Chingy, and Fabolous are.
9) You know (and care about) the difference between Shiraz, Cabernet, and Merlot.
8) You know who Garrison Keillor and Erma Bombeck are.
7) You really wish there was a hybrid-drive minivan.
6) You laugh at the cartoons in the New Yorker.
5) You have spent an entire afternoon shopping for a ceiling fan.
4) You TiVo documentaries on PBS.
3) You regularly use the word "Kafkaesque."
2) You often reminisce about graduate school.
...and finally...
1) You plan on blogging as soon as you finish reading this.
There you go. If that sounds like you, then I need to tell you, my friend; you are no longer street. Kiss it goodbye and embrace your inner lame-o.
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