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The lonliest elephant

Not that I think zoo life is ever really...um...fulfilling for animals, an elephant at the Knoxville Zoo is particularly unhappy. It's gotten so bad that a judge has ordered the zoo to keep her happy. Specifically, he's given them six months to prove she's adapting well.

I have no idea how to feel about this. What are the other elephants saying to her? Maybe we should hire an escort to hang out with her for a night or two...you know, just to help her adjust to the new digs and show her around town.
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