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Alan Chesney

He's your buddy and mine. He's the UT bigshot who suggested at an Employee Relations Committee meeting that the university could save money by "furloughing" employees during the week of Christmas. When he was confronted by it, he denied any such suggestion was made.

Well, good news. He wants to make it up to you. Here's the official email he just sent to all UT employees:

April 30, 2004

TO: UT Employees
FROM: Alan P. Chesney, Executive Director of Human Resources
SUBJECT: Reduced Price on Prostate Cancer Screening

The Prostate Cancer Screening price has been reduced! The UT Medical
Center has reduced the cost to $12, payable by cash or check. Screenings
will be available for all University faculty, staff and/or their spouses
over the age of 40 on Thursday, May 6, 2004. Hours will be from 8 a.m. to
5 p.m. in the Student Health Center. For an appointment or for further
information regarding the program, please call 544-6877.


That's right...if you tell the UT Medical Center that Alan Chesney sent you, they'll only charge you $12 for sticking it to you. Maybe they figured we'd be good patients since we're so used to grabbing our ankles for Chesney.
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