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Adopt-a-Quitter

Today is "Adopt-a-Smoker" day at UT, wherein a non-smoker will do a smoking friend a "favor" by helping him/her stop smoking for one day. In my experience, I have found that this leads to two likely conclusions:

1) The violent death/dismemberment of the non-smoker

2) Many, many cigarettes smoked at 12:01 a.m.

But whatever eases your conscience, man.

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